our Navy won't be using
this a recruitment ad
what's in a dream- i assure you this has no scientific basis, but it's interesting to read all the same
draw girl
nice coconuts
at the hairdresser's
sniffing coke
apparently our news media has been providing hitherto-unheard-of levels of coverage of the sex scene in Singapore recently. besides the weekly reports on the ladyboys at Orchard Towers (my roommate is imploring me to accompany him for a visit, i'm trying to dissuade him cos honestly they aren't particularly nice to look at) to the plump undergrad prostitute, news-apathetic students have also been tuning to Channel NewsAsia with alarming regularity ever since they started airing
Get Real. one can only speculate as to the reasons for this revival of interest in the sordid.
in keeping with the
Zeitgeist, my roommate hatched the impossibly-juvenile plan to pose as a teenage female on a sex chatroom. given my moral rectitude, i insisted in not joining him in his frivolous pursuits. under tremendous importunation by my prurient roommate, i finally consented to his advisor, with unimaginable reluctance. lots of things happened, as you might imagine, especially since we were online for an hour. Conclusion: Men are bastards. to paraphrase Hugh Grant, after ten minutes i felt like chopping off my penis with a carving knife. not even our hesitant disclosure to being closet golden shower enthusiasts could put any of the desperadoes off. ladies if you're reading this, i feel it is my civic responsibility to tell you that men are in general worse than beasts. not as if you don't know that already, but just keep my advice in mind when you're interacting with men. on the bright side, we chanced upon two undergrads who were really decent- which makes their presence of the said chatroom all the more suspicious. But even when given the opportunity to pursue things further, they seemed more interested in their work. one even logged off to finish up his project just when things were starting to heat up. my, my, any wonder why our undergrads don't seem to propagate themselves.
A Break in the Road
music used in TV commercials: a coincidence, i'm listening to Jet's
Are You Gonna Be My Girl right now
Street Fighter 2
a babe eating pussy
might be Freddie Mercury's
latest image if he were still alive
Slap a Dick- serious!
The Mystery of Time and Space
Golden Shower
Size is everything
Samurai Warrior
Our kids have it hard: Three PSC (that's Public Service Commission for the uninformed) scholars, two engineering ace students were scratching their heads over a Sec 3 physics exam question during dinner; and no consensus over what the answer might be could be arrived at. One of the scholars presently gives Physics tuition to a Sec 4 boy waiting to sit for his O-levels at the end of the year, which was how he originally came across the question. One of the engineering undegrads involved insisted that solving the problem even qualitatively required first-year engineering physics concepts. To soothe slightly deflated egos, a couple of hypotheses were posed to account for the origin of this conundrum: 1) our secondary school kids are unimaginably brilliant. The corollary of course is that undergrads nowadays aren't too smart themselves 2) the teacher who set it didn't consider complications to the question. But the model answer which was provided, though vague, suggested that one of those subtleties was accounted for. If you want to try your luck with it, contact me.
finishing up
Understanding Power. don't necessarily agree with Noam Chomsky 100% but then again i don't have access to the declassified documents as he does (i'm talking about his political views of course. My biopsychology professor, whom hopefully i'll get to learn to operate fMRI from, disagrees with Prof. Chomsky regarding universal grammar, but that's quite beside the point). here's the link to
his blog (surprising how he's time for such frivolous pursuits) and the
footnotes to
Understanding Power. got acquainted with his ideas about five years ago, but didn't develop the intellectual curiosity to pursue him down the rabbit hole further, plus i wasn't too politically aware back in my JC days. speaking of which, my interest was further piqued by the short, simple but informative
Food for Beginners- which sounds suspiciously something like Jamie Oliver's latest cookbook. a pretty old book, dunno if it's still in print. Essentially it illustrates (literally, with lots of pictures) why people in Third World countries are starving while affluent folks like us fight the flab. Nothing new i suppose, but i was reading it at a time when my classmates were telling me the Green Revolution would solve food shortage problems. What food shortage?
a difficult game of
Pong
City Creator
does eating lots of beetroot turn your
pee pink?
what's new? but i like it nonetheless
James Bond and
his fantastic equipment
There's something about men and politics. most of my male friends are going on and on about the Taiwan elections, a.k.a Hail to the Thief part 2. for your casual information, my dad lost some money backing Lien/Sung, as would most sensible people would be wont to do. my soccer pals/ex-classmates were on the other hand far more concerned with the either bumbling assassin or unfathomably accurate sharpshooter under the behest of Chen Shui-bien and Annette Lu. The aftermath and repercussions of the probable re-count promise more thrills and spills than Bush v Gore. turning our scrutiny closer to home, the Malaysian election results concluded far less dramatically. still, there was a guy screaming at the top of his lungs, while running down the corridor outside my room, 'Barisan Nasional has swept the polls!'. you can't accuse him of being politically-apathetic, and he's not even Malaysian.
my blog is listed on one of those many blog directories, though i don't recall adding my site there. anyway, the description accompanying the URL address was 'A Dirty Mind'. damn sure i didn't write that; i've a sterling reputation to uphold. disappointed that some people would judge a man by his blog.
regarding the Sunday newspaper article on undergrads having raunchy sex in their dorms, i would like to take this opportunity to assert categorically that the report is inaccurate and reflects unfairly upon the characters of our students. we've every reason to believe that the stats provided were collected under unscientific conditions. According the recent informal survey done by a fellow lecturer in the course i'm teaching to a bunch of studious and enthusiastic students, his estimate suggests that one-third of our undergrads have done it and are doing it, as opposed to the one-sixth in the article. lest one dismisses the integrity of my fellow academic's research, let me assure you that he has taken great pains to collect the data over a substantial period of time prior the publication of Sunday's article. in fact, he had the temerity to interview female students, which we suspect were unheard voices with regards to the newspaper report.
Eva Herzigova: i've absolutely no idea what this is about, maybe she's about to launch a new lingerie line
The Truth About Hell
something about
a rabbit loving a cat- sorry I don't understand Korean
another Yeti sport-
Seal Bounce
Cloning made easy
Railroad Tycoon 3
Imagination
my roommate asked me if there are any provocative films regarding genetic engineering which he could incorporate into his bioethics presentation. i recommended
Gattaca. He got the DVD and since i had nothing better to do, i watched it (for the fourth time) with him (simply dig the Michael Nyman score, if you ask me). Out of the blue, he asked me about the significance of the title. The facile reply would have been that it was the name of the space station in the film. i had never seriously considered the question before, but almost instantaneously i suggested that it could be that the very title of the film is comprised of the letters A, C, G & T, which of course are the DNA bases. kinda surprised myself with that.
a friend brought his computer to the Computer Resource Centre for servicing; something about corrupted registries and simultaneous viral incursions. The techies ran a perfunctory and routine scan, but cracked a wry smile when imcriminating filenames churned out, e.g. asiacarrerabathing.mpg etc... They didn't comment on it though my friend was decidedly squirming. Now my friend fervently insists that he had deleted all the evidence of his prurient activities, but most people know that deleting doesn't actually do very much.
Oops there goes gravity!
for people with a fetish for huge...
noses
paper airplane flight simulator
Bizarre love triangle
The Dark Side of the Rainbow: i've heard about this, but i possess a copy of neither Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon nor
The Wizard of Oz
Pinnacle of bachelorhood: a girl walked up to us, a group of four skiving dudes, and asked if any of us were attached cos she needed an attached guy to fill up a survey. My friend blurted out in bewilderment, "Attached to what?"
News review
Malaysian NS men go on rampage: honestly here in Singapore, some of us should've done that long, long time ago. so much for instilling discipline in the nation's youth.
More funds to keep SAF at cutting edge: more money wasted. Related story- It's the people who count in national defence: if my acquaintances in the army were anything to go by, our national defence doesn't count for very much. to think of it, sinking taxpayers' hard-earned money into developing cutting-edge military technology doesn't seem to be such a bad idea after all
She slept with 47 men when she was 14: how can i contact her? unfortunately she intimates that counselling has changed her. apparently our counsellors aren't doing their jobs very well; looks like the relevant authorities need me to step into the breech soon. Killer line: She has never had biology lessons, but Alicia, who dropped out of school after Secondary 1, is intimately familiar with the male anatomy.
Three babies the ideal few achieve: hmm... ok. Related story- A helping hand from celebrity sportsmen: Whoa!
on the throbbing artery of the Great Baby Debate, personally i find the pro-family advertisements that play on TV
ad nauseum so cheesy and corny we can cook a delicious stew with them. umm, ok bad joke, but you get my point.
link-dumping...while i ponder on the central thesis of my paper
SkiveSuite2003: the hot application of the professional slacker
Earth Pilgrim
Secret Service Test
what's everyone's
favourite swear word?
How to impress your date
Absolutely Hammered
History of the Blowjob
i know, i know... i need to blog more often
Demon Balls
dunno if this is a repost,
The Accidental Video Game Porn Archives
old and single, obviously what i'll become
BBC bloopers
a guy who doesn't need
this isn't a guy
Sex is good for memory: my medical student friend, better make sure there's no one behind you when you open this link
remember i once remarked that i'd feel strangely aroused if a female commented on my perpetual state of undress? well, a girl did this week, but unfortunately there was no physiological reaction of any sort. maybe she isn't pretty enough, or maybe the tone of voice has to be low and seductively husky.
the most enthralling blockbuster currently playing, inundated in a deluge of dripping emotion, high drama and psychological intrigue: Blue vs Green. a less exciting version is also presently showing in Malaysia.
instant karma... somehow a certain ineptitude plagues me at this
it's not the
beak, it's the motion
The Singhsons
Hydrophobic frog
Sushi racing
because the intern stint pays peanuts (actually they call it an allowance, not a salary), yesterday i went round auctioning my butt, i.e. selling my body to the highest bidder. No takers. not even the SDU (single, desperate and ugly) ones. maybe my sales pitch wasn't too convincing. but then good products in my humble opinion require minimal advertising. so i'm appealing to the larger blogospheric community; decent boy for yours to take home for the summer holidays at affordable (even to students) rates!
if another person 'cordially invites' me to a religious talk/event, i'm gonna punch him in the face. having said that, the only people to have solicited me have been females, and i'm not the type who physically abuses women (yes, i'm suggesting that emotional abuse is all fair and square, they do it to us too). would have flattered had they approached me for a drink or two, but sermons and nativity plays aren't exactly my idea of romantic. i don't like to discuss my true religious opinions in front of reasonable and civilized company (the Editor my man, you don't qualify), but i'm tempted to do so sometime to gauge their reactions.
Elle 'The Body' McPherson's lingerie ad has been banned. Here's the
online catalogue.
another classic game:
Battleship
DAMN!!!
Death rays
really sorry for the sporadic blogging frequency and also for the sub-standard content; for some inexplicable reason, i've had shitloads to do for the past few weeks and in most probabilities in the forthcoming weeks as well. then i'll have to tackle the minor inconveniences of end-of-semester exams.
And, almost immediately after the exams i'll have my internship during the long, drawn-out slackfest known as the end-of-academic-year summer holidays, when profs try to get their research done and whore themselves to get their papers published in prestigious journals while students try to get laid. Wonderful time of the year, but i'll be slogging my ass off for below minimum wage (i'm an intern, y'know) ten hours a day, six days a week. perhaps you're curious about the work i'll be doing but the email detailing my job scope came with this:
WARNING : This email may contain privileged and confidential information. If you receive this email by mistake, you should immediately notify the sender and delete the email. Unauthorised communication and disclosure of any information in the email is an offence under the Official Secrets Act (Cap 213).
oooh, secretive yah? and it doesn't 'may contain privileged and confidential information', the info is indeed confidential.
casually overheard that a certain lifestyle guru got herself sentenced to prison recently. the prison she becomes incarcerated in might receive a makeover of sorts. lucky fellow inmates and prison officers, though i heard she's kinda of a bitch.
The 'A' level results were released a couple of days ago. The son of a certain prominent CEO of an equally prominent company, who in turn is the son of an extremely prominent politician, had the distinction of being awarded a prominent academic award. if my memory serves , he's about the first person receiving this award in recent journalistic history to have had more than cursory media coverage. i wonder why, and no names of course.
yup...it's about time the blog got a new name
if condoms had sponsors
Looplabs
Bubbles
valuable info for inexperienced women
always wanted to keep a low profile, well at least not make a stinkin' name of myself, in my student dorm. however the proverbial cat's out of the bag. almost every breakfast and dinner, my congregation surrounds me to hear my lectures on the finer things in life. i had the nick of Professor in the army and it has somehow independently arisen in university again. that's not entirely accurate because i haven't submitted my Ph. D dissertation on the relevant subjects, but my students are clamoring for the authorities to bestow me with an honorary doctorate. still, there are no short cuts in life; and i'm working hard to gather data for my research and the synthesis of a few of my hypotheses (some validated, some not) into a solid theoretical system. thankfully there are no lack of research participants who readily come forward volunteering precious data. Thanks, you guys have been a goldmine!
glad to see Sean Penn finally getting the Oscar he richly deserves. ditto for Tim Robbins and Peter Jackson.
